{"id":2162,"date":"2011-09-16T20:08:35","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T18:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.me-we.me\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2016-05-24T03:14:39","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T01:14:39","slug":"neutralt-som-i-verkligheten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/?p=2162","title":{"rendered":"The police shot me, guilty as charged."},"content":{"rendered":"
\"IBilderna \u00e4r tagna samma dag, \u00a0f\u00f6re och efter polisens kamera\u00f6vergrepp. Beh\u00f6ver polisen fler skurkar att sy in??<\/span><\/h5>\n

Var och tog passfoto.<\/strong> Polisen st\u00e4llde mig framf\u00f6r en apparat efter att min fru intygat att jag verkligen var mig sj\u00e4lv – ”Var avslappnad, HELT avslappnad, l\u00e5t det h\u00e4nga bara!”. Allting sj\u00f6nk ned i sin nedersta l\u00e4ge rakt framifr\u00e5n, ungef\u00e4r som en glass som sm\u00e4lter, lite vitare \u00e4n blekt, gr\u00e5skalans nedre toner. Missn\u00f6jd. ”Kan man g\u00f6ra om??!”… ”F\u00f6r mig ser du ut s\u00e5d\u00e4r” s\u00e4ger polisen glatt, ”Nu \u00e4r du inte sn\u00e4ll…” f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker jag. Jag \u00e4r allt annat \u00e4n glad. ”Det ska ju vara NEUTRALT!” skiner hon upp i mitt ansikte. ”\u00c4r du n\u00f6jd med den?”. ”Jaaaa”. Guilty as charged. Gick hem och tog en bild bara f\u00f6r att kolla\u00a0att jag inte s\u00e5g ut som en \u00f6verk\u00f6rd gr\u00e4vling i ansiktet. Man saknar tiden d\u00e5 man bara beh\u00f6vde visa \u00f6rat.\u00a0Allt annat saknade betydelse. N\u00e4r folk dog i flygplanskrascher var det bara en massa \u00f6ron p\u00e5 l\u00f6psedeln.<\/p>\n

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Jag photoshoppade mig sj\u00e4lv till f\u00f6rra ID-kortet <\/strong>i 1700-talsstil med kr\u00e5s och hela baletten, ingen reaktion. Men b\u00e4st var ju Kjartan som k\u00f6rde med Nixon p\u00e5 ID-kortet och KOM IN i USA, d\u00e5 Nixon satt som president… Man minns n\u00e4r man var ung och passfotograferingen blev till n\u00e5got n\u00e4stan h\u00f6gtidligt, sj\u00e4lv blev jag vattenkammad alt. snaggad marine look, men det blev fint \u00e4nd\u00e5, hos en riktig fotograf. Jag vet inte varf\u00f6r polisen tror s\u00e5 mycket p\u00e5 gr\u00e5a lungmosbilder. NEUTRALT??? \u00c4ven svarta blir gr\u00e5a, snygga blir fula. J\u00c4MLIKT!<\/p>\n

Och nu \u00e4r allts\u00e5 passet klart, h\u00e4mtat med viss tvekan.<\/strong>\u00a0Samma polistjej igen.\u00a0 Hon log gott redan n\u00e4r jag n\u00e4rmade mig luckan. Det var precis som jag trodde, gr\u00e5 pizza Neutrale, oigenk\u00e4nnlig. Jag sa att jag kommer ju inte in n\u00e5gonstans med det h\u00e4r passet, ja kanske i Grekland men.. Men aldrig i USA… ”Blir s\u00e4kert portad i USA! Jag f\u00e5r s\u00f6ka asyl i Irak!!”.. Hon skrattade gott \u00e5t detta. ”OK, men visst \u00e4r jag snyggare i verkligheten??”. ……… ”N\u00e4e…”…… ”Nu hade du chansen allts\u00e5, men sumpade det…”…. Hon skrattar otroligt mycket. ”Den skrattande polisen, det \u00e4r ju kul”. Hennes kollega reagerar och s\u00e4ger \u00e5t henne att sluta att skratta. Det g\u00f6r hon inte.\u00a0 ”VI SES!.. OM FEM \u00c5R!!”… ”Jaha sk\u00f6nt, bara fem \u00e5r. Kanske inte beh\u00f6ver resa innan dess”. Jag g\u00e5r ut..\u00a0 Idag, n\u00e5gra dar senare f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte jag f\u00e5 ut ett paket fr\u00e5n DHL p\u00e5 en mack. Alla i personalen kom och kollade om det verkligen var jag p\u00e5 ID-kortet, till slut var jag j\u00e4vligt tveksam om det spelade n\u00e5gon roll vem jag var… Med kommenteren\u00a0”Visst ser jag inte ut som mig??” funkar det nog med vilket ID-kort som helst. ”Ja det \u00e4r fel namn ocks\u00e5, liknar ju inte mitt alls!” kommer att hj\u00e4rntv\u00e4tta vilken d\u00f6rrvakt som helst.<\/p>\n

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SOME FAVORITE MUGSHOTS<\/h2>\n

\"Al<\/p>\n

Rhode Island Mugshot from Al Pacino\u2019s January 7, 1961 arrest for carrying a concealed weapon. Pacino, aged 21 and living in New York City, stayed in jail for three days. The three occupants of the car at the time were all wearing black masks and gloves, and had been seen by police circling their vehicle in a suspicious manner.<\/p>\n

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Arrested for DUI on May 5, 1993 in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n

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\nFrank Sinatra.<\/p>\n

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\nElvis Presley<\/p>\n

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\nAl Capone.<\/p>\n

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\nMy favorite mugshot; Steve McQueen<\/p>\n

In 1972, Steve McQueen found himself on the receiving end of the Alaskan justice system after he was arrested for drunk driving in Anchorage. Witnesses report that Steve ripped through town in an Oldsmobile Tornado and was seen speeding and laying skids in his car. Reports also suggest that McQueen was drunk actually performed a somersault during his field sobriety test.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bilderna \u00e4r tagna samma dag, \u00a0f\u00f6re och efter polisens kamera\u00f6vergrepp. Beh\u00f6ver polisen fler skurkar att sy in?? Var och tog passfoto. Polisen st\u00e4llde mig framf\u00f6r en apparat efter att min fru intygat att jag verkligen var mig sj\u00e4lv – ”Var avslappnad, HELT avslappnad, l\u00e5t det h\u00e4nga bara!”. Allting sj\u00f6nk ned i sin nedersta l\u00e4ge rakt … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa The police shot me, guilty as charged.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[62,45,4],"tags":[63,1209,56,700,696,699,671,672,673,701,1207,698,697],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foto","category-portratt","category-total-waste-of-time","tag-bilder","tag-foto","tag-hotbilder","tag-mugshots","tag-neutrala-bilder","tag-pa-riktigt","tag-passfoto","tag-polisen","tag-polisens-passfoto","tag-polisovergrepp","tag-portratt","tag-verkliga-bilder","tag-verkligheten"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pthEr-yS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":36,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3127,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions\/3127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.me-we.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}